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The elevator doors were about to close when Damian and Cam saw a gorgeous pregnant girl walking by in the hall. Normally Damian thought preggos were gross, but this one was something special. Her black dress was cut short and tight, showing off her plump little bod, and as she walked everything jiggled just right.

Damian thought of something funny to say to the preggo. He hesitated, knowing the girl would probably get really pissed off, but then he decided to go ahead. The boys had nothing to fear from some knocked-up chick, and once the elevator doors were closed they'd never see her again anyway.

"Hey, sexy mama," Damian called. "With jugs like those, your babies will never starve!"

Cam laughed.

"Yeah," he said to the girl, "if you ever wanna make more babies sometime, give us a call!"

The woman stopped walking and gave the boys a sly grin. She pointed a finger at Cam, then she moved her finger over to point it at Damian's belly as if she was drawing a line between them. Damian suddenly felt a strange fullness deep down low, as if he'd just finished a huge Thanksgiving dinner. That too-full feeling kept growing, even though he hadn't had lunch yet.

"Thanks for the offer," the girl said, "but I think you two will pretty busy having your own babies."

The elevator doors closed, leaving Damian and Cam alone together in the elevator and wondering what the girl had meant.

They didn't have to wonder for long.