Gif: DEFINITELY NOT NSFW! (Patreon)

This gif was originally very NSFW, but I had to crop it so I wouldn't violate Patreon's content policies. I wish I could share the uncropped version with you, but Patreon also has policies strictly forbidding me from linking to NSFW content. If only I had a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon! If such a site existed, its URL might just be my name plus a dot com, and this month's password might be a household pet that rhymes with bat. All lower case.