Gif: THE NEW GENIE OF THE LAMP (Patreon)

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

CLARK, a grumpy middle-aged man, sneers at his wife SASHA, who is polishing a cute little lamp she brought home.

CLARK: Oh, no. Don't tell me you wasted more of my money buying junk at one of your damn estate sales!

Sasha ignores him, smiling to herself. Suddenly, the lamp vibrates in her hand. A cloud of glittering pink smoke billows out, revealing a beautiful GIRL in a revealing pink genie costume.

GENIE: Greetings. I am the genie of the lamp, and I am yours to command. What are your three wishes?

Before SASHA can speak, CLARK interrupts.

CLARK: We wish for a huge mansion and lots of money!

GENIE: Very well. That is wish one... and wish two!

Their surroundings shimmer and transform into a palace filled with priceless objects. SASHA's eyes widen in shock. Furious, she turns to the GENIE.

SASHA: Since my husband used up two wishes already without even asking me, I wish for two more wishes!

GENIE: Sorry, but I can’t grant that. If you want more wishes, you'll need another genie.

SASHA considers for a moment, then her eyes sparkle with a sudden idea.

SASHA: In that case, I wish Clark was my genie!

In an instant CLARK transforms into a gorgeous and curvy female genie, clad in a blue costume. CLARK sputters with outrage, his golden earrings swinging and tinkling.

CLARK: This isn't funny, Sasha! I demand that you change me back into myself, this instant!

SASHA smirks.

SASHA: Get in the lamp, genie.

Before CLARK can protest, he is pulled inside the lamp and trapped by its magic. The original GENIE, now free, stretches luxuriously and prepares to leave.

GENIE: When will you bring your husband out to make a wish?

SASHA giggles, cradling the lamp against her bosom.

SASHA: I’m in no rush. I've already got everything I could ever wish for...