April Wrap-Up! (Patreon)

I did one of these in February, it was super fun and I told myself I was gonna do it again, and then I FORGOT

What's Blue up to these days?

Getting my ass pounded by the IRS!! This is my first year filing taxes as a 100% self employed person and it was DIFFICULT AAAAAAA, I'm so glad it's over. My wallet weeps. My eyeballs weep. A couple of other freelancer friends told me to save 10% of my paycheck every month now to prepare for tax season next year. I shall learn from my errors!!

I went out with some friends a few weeks ago and I had to go to the hospital right afterwards because my body decided it was just Not Vibing With Food. I had an edible before I started feeling sick and went home with one of my friends aaaaaaand let me tell you. Two extremely stoned people should not be in charge of a person who is throwing up everything they have ever eaten since the day they were born. The panic and confusion is simply too much for stoned people to handle. We got me to the hospital eventually, and they pumped me full of saline and gave me some anti-nausea medication to help me hold down food. I'm much better now! Haha! I did find out I had lost twenty pounds in the three weeks since my last checkup, so now I have to drink a lot of protein shakes in between meals to try to gain that weight back. 😅 Wish me luck!! 

(TLDR: I did 1 marijuana and died. But I got better.)

This week our car broke down (reeeeeee) and then my girlfriend's BiPap machine broke (double reeeeeeee), so overall it has been a week where we both just look at each other and shrug our shoulders and laugh. I'm really grateful to be doing life with someone who can laugh about all the crazy stuff that life throws at you. We're working on fixing the car and replacing the BiPap machine! Shouldn't take too long, thankfully.

I'm itching to dye my hair purple again... It's been platinum blonde for TOO LONG!! I ordered a box of the same dye I used to use last week...we'll see if I chicken out or not. Platinum blonde is sooooooo freaking hard to get back...I would have to shave my head. 😅 But that purple tho 👀

What's the news in terms of audio?

I'm doing one of those Moan-Your-Name posts for patrons only (I'll open it up to Reddit later on), and so far we've collected almost 100 names for me to moan!! 😳There's also an option to get a longer, personal clip of me moaning your name if you wanna donate to the Get Blue's GF a New BiPap Machine So She Can Breathe Good When She Sleeps Fund. Check out this post for all the details.

I'm only doing about 1-2 Reddit audios this month in order to give me time to work on that, but I ammmm working on two different collab projects that I think y'all will truly enjoy. Those will be announced as soon as they're ready to go!!

I wanna start posting more SFW stuff, so I added a grand total of one audio to YouTube. Truly prolific, I know.

Random Trivia 

What is Blue listening to these days?

I started listening to the PornHub podcast hosted by Asa Akira. She's soooo freaking cool!! I love hearing her interview people. She's such a personable host and invites so many interesting people onto her show. Highly recommend this one!

How is your D&D campaign going?

Last session they entered a town filled with tabaxi with thick German accents and had their asses handed to them by a level 20 fighter who also happens to be a mouse. Never will they ever not roll for Insight when they suspect someone is lying to them again! :D

Blue's question for you this month:

What sound do you absolutely hate? (I hate the sound of people chewing with their mouth open. It makes me want to commit crimes.)