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90 DAY FIANCÉ Before The 90 Days: 0708 “For Whom the Bell Tolls” Part 1 (Patreon)

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2024-10-21 06:11:00
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This is part 1!

Brian apologizes to Ingrid. Niles tells Matilda he wants to postpone the wedding. Sunny finds out Veah brought her ex. Vanja worries when she doesn't hear from Bozo. Loren tries to get out of the friendzone. Tigerlily and Adnan have a tearful goodbye.

On this episode:

Brian/Ingrid: 15.51

Niles / Matilda: 28.21

Loren/ Faith : 40.26

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Alicia De Toro

Shit. I’m gonna get Colt’s d pic bc I’m so bad at checking my personal email 🤦🏻‍♀️

Wiggum

I’m so confused about Loren… he has said numerous times he likes a female penis, which doesn’t work because of the hormones but then he also says he’s a bottom

Amy Kalasunas

" These have always brought me luck" - Elizabeth Taylor WHITE DIAMONDS!

Rizzy Ramone

OOOOO I am so excited for the cold wrath of Mother Ingrid!!!

Enya

Veah saying “run” instead of ruin is… a lot.

Ted Danson

wtf is a maxim

Rachel in NC

I learned about Petra from ‘Karrrrl!’ on An Idiot Abroad. 🥲

Rachel in NC

‘Shave and a haircut’ was on Who Framed Roger Rabbit!

Cara Corona

Shave and a haircut is a toon that triggers Roger rabbit

Jen C

“Shave and a haircut” – Yes! Perhaps my dad was from Tin Pan Alley, because that’s how he taught it to us!

RobertL

Audacy bought all the local radio stations in KC and made them nationally syndicated trash

Julie Lott
>>152927774

I was thinking the same thing! Karl's trip to great wall in China legendary 🙌

Christy Jackson

Another thing regarding Coronel Angus: women, from a young age, are taught to be ashamed of their genitals. We're told they smell, they're ugly, they have to be shaved a certain way, etc. I remember as young as 6th grade boy in my class talking about certain girls that "smelled like fish". And there are still men (looking at you nick dorka) who are grossed out by Coronel Angus. So it's easy to be caught off guard by a man who is enthusiastic about doing it, and even then there is this inner panic of "wait, did I shave? What phase of my cycle am I on? Do I smell okay?" I really hope millennial and Gen z parents are teaching their little boys to love 🐱

Amanda Henry

The rumpelstiltskin reference sent me to another realm.

Elizabeth

I’ve never heard “shave and a haircut two bits”…but I grew up in Canada in the 90s 😆

Elizabeth

Society has trivialized women’s genitals so much, and because society tells women (and teen girls and young girls) that their intimate parts are gross, for a lot of us there’s a self-consciousness that can come with getting oral sex. We can only really relax and enjoy it if we know the person doing it is totally into it and enjoying it too. If there’s even the slightest idea that they may not be enjoying or doing it out of obligation (ie Brian) then it’s not enjoyable, and it actually starts to get unpleasant and icky. You just feel self-conscious and like there’s something gross about you.

Amanda Lipnack-Radel

Shave and a haircut, 2 bits is absolutely something I grew up knowing! I got you, Poodz!

Elizabeth

I love Faith so much. She’s hilarious 😆 I really hope she meets someone perfect for her.

Dana Tabala

I have way too much to say about this episode! I’m short circuiting! 😦

Elizabeth

Maxim just endorsed Donald Trump for president (I’m completely serious)

Devil's Cabana Boy

We had a two-top problem, now a two-bottom problem. I think the latter is more complicated, but both a dilemma for sure!

TT
>>152923923

If we're lucky, she will READ him!!

Super Nova

So glad I fired up this episode right before breakfast 🤢🤮

Meghan Murphy

Thank you for the White Diamonds reference, Poodle. So much Vaseline was instantaneously smeared across the camera lens of my memory 💎

Holly Wagner
>>152936232

Beautifully said! I'd just add that it's also a very vulnerable position to be in if you don't like your body. You're just "out there," on display. So, it can be difficult to get comfortable with a new person, at least at first.

Steph 👩🏻‍🦰
>>152936232

Very true! And even regardless of the larger societal issues, it also just comes down to him pushing something that she personally isn’t into. People are allowed to have preferences and consent to what they want. The fact that he’s trying to turn it into “she just didn’t want to be with someone who had a disability” is gross.

Val McCue

This is a controversial opinion and let me make clear I don’t wish any type of disability on anyone but maybe it’s a good thing Brian is wheelchair bound when alone with a woman in a hotel room.

Callum Roper

Heyo, resident trans person here (though I'm FtM but I know a lot of trans women) taking hormones does change the p3n1s! it makes softer and it does change the smell so Loren is technically correct that there is a difference but he is a gross fetishizing chaser.

vicky hurley
>>152940535

It hurts me she doesn’t know there are men out there who would love her.

vicky hurley
>>152940156

Hello Lil Miss Recap side kick. I grew up with it too. We also heard it regularly on Looney Tunes. I believe Bugs Bunny used it a lot. (the cartoon responsible for our believing carrots are healthy for rabbits. They’re not healthy for rabbits at all. Bugs rabbit was a nod to Clark Gable in “Ut happened one night”. He leaned against a fence eating carrots.

Abby Ziff
>>152958931

Straight cis woman here! Thank you for sharing this. Do you agree that “female penis” is an absolutely vile descriptor? I find it odious because there’s no such thing and it’s so coded for “I’m a man who enjoys dick but I am NOT NOT NOT gay. No not me- women only with girly penises” Go f- yourself Loren. you vile sex tourist fetishist!

Abby Ziff

Brian at 51 with 312 relationships/ marriages/ engagements under his belt “just” learning from Sister Reese that for many women, cunnilingus is more intimate than intercourse is so manipulative. Sure Jan, you were today years old when your sister dropped this knowledge on you. Player. please! 🙄

Abby Ziff

I’m waiting for Poodle to revive the Jamie from 90Day UK “Hieee, Hieee” for Božo as he flits around town

Callum Roper
>>152958931

Ehhh, it's complicated? Loren using is gross because he's fetishizing a part of trans women's anatomy but I know trans women that use it (or similar phrases). It makes sense as a descriptor for the in-group but out-group using is iffy.

Abby Ziff
>>152958931

Thank you again for the insight. The term is icky because Loren is appropriating it! Well the sissie squad is the gift that keeps on giving!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Susan Sciacchitano

When you get the “ick” ITS OVER FOR THE GUY

ColeenSkygal0330

When Loren said there was no more “sludge” coming out of his penis, that was over the top. SLUDGE??? 🤢

LaurieG
>>152940156

I am under forty and ALSO knew this… so either I’m a time traveling transplant from Tin Pan Alley like Poodz or this is a rare Mattie cultural blind spot 😆

Sophie Spahr

On Spotify!! Fuck yeah! 🫶

Kat

Loren’s chin is a butt and I hate him.

Jen Greenan

Matty - shave and a haircut is in who framed Roger rabbit!!

Catherine Carey

On Pillow Talk, Kenny and Armando talked about Brian's failed attemt at cunnulingus and they both commented that they just learned something new about how most cis women feel about it.

Sarah Kratt

Team poodle for shave and a haircut-2 bits!

Becca Horsley

I learned: Shave and a haircut 2 bits Who is the barber? Tom Nix Up in the Taylor Dead drunk Fell in the wheelbarrow Kerplunk!

Jill
>>152918100

I was hoping the Gleefully Graphic Gays could explain this to me, but it seems like they were just as nonplussed as the rest of us! 😂

Jill
>>152936232

I happen to be rewatching the season of VPR where Billie Lee keeps calling the Witches of WeHo “transphobic” for not inviting her to Girls’ Night. She refuses to hear any suggestion that maybe it’s just because she was a bitch (even when Lisa clearly explains that she’s being ridiculous). Brian is going full Billie Lee here.

Deja Bleu

Hahaha HELLO WHITE DIAMONDS 💍❤️😂😆💯.....

Deja Bleu

No rmbr his family did not even see him off for the airport they don't agree with it

April

My ex-husband is gay (was closeted when we were together) & no, he NEVER gave oral sex. I got married when I was only 20 so I had no experience & thought I was the abnormal one that wanted it. Well, low & behold after my divorce I discovered straight men actual love & enjoy it. It was a whole new world ya’ll!

Bre

Something that Matt keeps saying bothers me. Why is it okay for Ingrid to say no to sex but not okay for Chidi to say no to Rayne?

Megan MacKenzie

Me and my sister joke that her drag name would be Sia Tamara 😂

erin.vip

Miles: “Did you read the 20 maxims I sent you?” Me: “HE SENT HER TITTY MAGS?! And he wants her to follow the ‘rules’ inside?!??” 😳 I’m so dumb … Caaaaarl!

jey

if a man remembers viagra he sure as shit has the capacity to remember condoms. this dude IS the ick. he is old enough to know he should have condoms with him and old enough to know that for MANY WOMEN receiving oral sex is very very intimate. and the gift is not brian’s mouth 🙄 ingrid is the gift and she decides if he is allowed to receive that gift. blech blech blech.

jey
>>152958931

yeah, i just want to second this. if someone is using a term for themself and says you can use that term too then great. otherwise, don’t talk other people’s body parts unless you know what terminology that person wants.

Amy Diehl

Ain't no way Brian just forgot condoms. He even said to her friends that he comes to Brazil all the time and always has sex on the first night. I don't know why he didn't have a condom but he had no right to get mad at Ingrid at all That dude is a total manipulator and a creep and I would have dumped his ass so fast