[May 2023 Homestuck Redraw] Chahut's Clown Juice (Patreon)

So I've had this headcanon for a while right

Basically there's a point in Homestuck where ARquiussprite mentions that trolls have mammary glands, but they don't fulfill the same function as human mammary glands. Dirk stops him before he can divulge and further.

So i think to myself, what if troll queens, or human-analogous "females" used to have potent acid glands on their chests which, as they evolved as a species, became less necessary for protection and basically just have yummy citric juice which only some trolls have managed to induce production of. Chahut provides home-brewed faygo for her church >:))