💃 Flirting with an Assassin ~ Trying Not to Die (Patreon)

🫦 It’s been two weeks since you won 1st place at the hot dog eating contest at the annual county fair. 

🫦 Previous 10 year-in-a-row “chomp champion” Richard Gulper declared his intentions.

🫦 He is hiring a freelance assassin to pry the throne from your cold, dead hands.

 🫦 You’re now hiding out at a dingy motel after several narrow encounters involving sniper rifles and two-handed swords. 

🫦 You exhale for a moment with your back resting against the wall, only to hear a knock on the door. 

🫦 She's here.

🫦 You hear footsteps and then a loud knocking on your door. 

(good thing you are a fast thinker)

Written by PeaGroundbreaking403
Editing and Sound Design by Rush

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Tags: [lighthearted and silly] [humorous-ish] [mildly vulgar language] [flirting] 

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