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Apocrypha - Finnish Brutality paparazzicam (Patreon)

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2018-08-09 17:14:52
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2021-03

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Apocrypha - Finnish Brutality paparazzicam

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Anonymous

Blessed be the flowing hair of Gun Jesus

Caspar Minning

Next thing you know people will find ways to obtain hairs from the gun Jesus... Like getting access to his brush.... And make little additions to their altars

Anonymous

Oh gosh. Lol

Anonymous

LOL I remember when I had hair like that and a lot longer as a bass player in Orlando 95-00 (and longer with it many more years) Got to where I had to cut it off due to it not drying because of the humidity, that was a mistake, it never grew back so never cut it Ian...

Bruce Brodnax

Gun Jesus has a stalker! =8-o ;-)

Anonymous

Have you ever got that hair stuck in the workings of a gun?

Anonymous

Oh god the Paparazzi. This has gotten weird.

Farmer Brown
>>14539291

I was thinking of putting a lock under my optics mount to deliver offerings to the Patron Saint of Spotters and the God of Crosswinds.

John S Wren

I'm really not sure how to process this...

Anonymous

So majestic!

Anonymous

Ian doing his 100 daily hair strokes

Anonymous

L'Oreal because you're worth it.

Anonymous

And to think I used to have hair that long. Now I'm bald.

Anonymous
>>14539810

Mine wasn’t quite as long as Ian’s, but I cut mine off my Freshman year in high school for football. Getting tackled by your hair SUCKED!

Anonymous

More like Finnish Beautality. HAOHHH!!

Anonymous

Yes the Majestic Quaff of Gun Jesus

Anonymous

Y'all kid but Ian is hair goals for a lot of people

Anonymous

Best apocrypha yet!

Anonymous

That door frame makes you look very tall. 🤣

Anonymous

Shoulda went for the shampoo commercial hair flip

Dragomir

THIS is why I became a patreon. Luscious hair.

ForgottenWeapons
>>14539965

No, but I did once to the cool guy thing of draping a belt of linked MG ammo around my neck (not while shooting) and that got ugly. :)

Anonymous

😂😂 did the hair look like that when you were running CNC machines?

Anonymous

See you tomorrow at the shop!

Anonymous

And I had to lose my hair for finnish army... Now I have stupid looking emo hair from early 2000's and cant wait for it to get longer again.

P.H. Vale

Fabio got nothing on Ian.

Anonymous

Maybe. Ian could get some sponsorship money from the Head and Shoulders people, or Pantene. I never had my hair quite that long. I started cutting it short when it started thinning on top, to avoid the dreaded “skullet.”

Anonymous

Still waiting on that InRangeTV Official Shampoo

Anonymous

Mine was longer when i STARTED TO LOOSE IT.... I did the only reasonable thing and cut into a Chinese Queue.

Anonymous

What kind of hair care products you use? I once saw video where Scots wash their hair with Guinness.

Anonymous

this is my favorite one so far. Havent had hair that long since Jr high (25+ yrs)