🎉HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎉 (Patreon)

God damn I hope you had a bloody good time cause I know I did. Now now you might be thinking. What's new? What's on the table for us Miss.DTL? Well look above cuties cause I'm gonna explain it to you. 

YES. It is REAL. There WILL be an Erotic Visual Novel Game written and voiced by me that you can click and play through. With the help of our beloved @Jafarero and put together by the amazing @HotPinkGames. It is currently in the works and will be a free to access but of course you guys will get the updates + early access no matter what tier of a Patreon you are. I have so much more to tell you about it VERY soon. So please do get hype <3 

Q: DTL, if it's free how are you funding it?

A: It's because of you guys I am able to pursue this project so thank you from the bottom of my little heart, even if you're a new patreon or a supporter from way back when. It didn't make sense to charge you guys for it so I'm sticking to my guns.

Q: Expected release date and where? 

A: I hope for April 2023 as that is my four year anniversary. Where my shitposting began and it's brought us all the way here. As it's a lewd and explicit game it will be offered via free download on ich.io. It cannot be put on steam before anyone asks as it's a hentai game. I know some do get on the store but trust me when you play it, you'll know why LOL.

Of course I have so much to be thankful and grateful for due to my success online. I normally don't celebrate numbers as it feels a little gimmicky but fuck it. I wanna aim for some 'humble' goals. So 50 million tingles and 50 million nuts. Can you blame me? 

I love my collabs and I love showing off what the community can do together with it comes to VAing or the ASMRtist. So yet again I will be collabing with people I've never worked with before. We gonna make some hella fun plots together  > : ) 

Commissions people commissions! You guys are amazing and message me all the time if I will open them and yes I will this year (NSFW only though). However please note the commission theme MUST follow the ToS of Patreon. So anything against that, I simply won't perform. Why is this you ask? Because I will upload these as public commission and ordering the artwork as well. So your idea becomes a full blown creation. There will be a later post again showing the format and what I offer so please look out for that nearer the time. I estimate in Febuary I will create the slots via Patreon. But as I said, I'll do a post nearer the time. 

What's this alternative version you speak off? So as you know, as of now I've been offering 2 exclusive lewd audios per month. However a lot of people always ask for a wholesome plot to go a little lewd. So... I thought of doing alternative endings! These will be extra exclusives that cost nothing extra. So even more benefits for you to enjoy. The only month this isn't offered is Jan but that's due to... two collabs coming out so you can forgive me for that hehe! 

Script submissions? Yes. I will do another post shortly explaining in detail what that means but have you ever had a wholesome or lewd plot that you just fancy the damn pants off the concept but well... no one to cover it? Then this might be your lucky day. I am accepting script submissions by patreons. Which means for free I will perform your scripts. There are Terms of Services attached to this so please do hold onto your keyboard before you go coconuts writing a billion scripts. 

Thank you so much for reading that horrific wall of text. Once again I wish you a very Happy New Year and I'm excited to see what 2023 will bring us :3