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After hiring what you thought was a maid, it turns out in reality you hired an asmrtist who's job to to tingle and help people relax. Instead of sending her back without using her services, you end up scoring an hour asmr session full of upclose ear whispering. 

Artwork: intfarm 

Intro - 0:00

Massage - 3:31 

Ear Cleaning With Water - 8:47

Ear Blowing - 14:55 

Ear Brushing - 20:59 

Ear Cleaning - 27:30 

Inner Ear Cleaning With Tools - 31:42

Ear Cupping - 35:58

Ear Rubbing - 39:57

Ear Tapping/Patting - 45:02

Ear Lotion - 50:01

Finger Fluttering - 55:11

Outro - 59:59 

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Oscar Sosa

Ok you beautiful person, you win. I’ll sleep.

TheLightningKing

“You hire bruh to whisper rant about circumcision to you for 30 minutes” [POV] [ASMR] [SFW?]

Anonymous

I was reading the description, and my dumb brain said instead of "job to tingle and help people relax." I read to help tingle and poor people relax. Having dyslexia is sometimes funny because of what it does

Zreox

A full hour of our hard working Dudes asmr? Count me in! Be sure to give yourself some proper rest and thank you for helping me relax.

Nick D

Hour long ASMR roleplay? Pretty fucking Kino my guy thanks.

Edge

I love every single triggers you put in this bruh, you always make me tinggle with your ear blowing, many thanks 😊😊

Edge

That stomach growl tho, cutie 🤭🤭 You eating properly bruh? 😆😆

Mario

Thoughts as I'm listening: -hell yeah an hour long -only $100!? -ahh... there's the accountant -oh how I hope you expand to an area near me! This was a great medley if triggers. The ear tapping remains a favorite.

Maugrim

This is why you are the best <3

Darren

Wait...we were about to spend $100 on actual cleaning? How FUCKED is our kitchen?

ReluctantlySane

It's a Friday. Handed in my notice to my boss, (finally). Feeln' good, feeln' great And then this...this delightful audio just adds a cherry on top of it all. Thank you DTL for the hard work and effort you put into this, it is as always appreciated,😊.

DudeTL

I thought maids were expensive I have no idea how much they actually cost sksk

DudeTL

OMG GL with handing in your notice I would be SHAKING

Marcossss

Man I actually fell asleep to the ear cupping bit and woke up to the ear rubbing part, turned over and knocked tf out 😂, idk what it is about ear play that shit soothing af 👌

Kali

Bruh I’ll end up passing out to this and I’ll wake up and notice someone stole my kidney 😂. Perfect way to do that too!

ReluctantlySane

Thanks, 😊 I kinda was, but something tells me they were shook more, 😏 He literally came back 15 mins later, offering me the position above me...which already has somone in it! These next 4 weeks before I go are gonna be a blast, 😈

Hawk Breland

probly gonna sound like empty platitudes but seriously, thank you for all of your content and all the work you do. been following you for years and your stuff has been a regular part of my life, and it's definitely been better for it imo. you're a goddamn champion.

Kronk's Stronk Stonks

Listener was willing to pay 100 an hour for cleaning? Shit I need me a maid outfit, a mop and some stylish heels, stat. I want in on that opportunity.

Hawk Breland

word homie, you're very welcome. as long as you're enjoying doing what you do and aren't miserable then you keep doin what you're doin cuz you're doing great, as always. take care of yourself!

Benjamin Rodriguez

Next big collab; [Wholesome] You've run afoul of the toughest gang in town. The Tinglers! [Sound of empty bottles clinking together] "Tinglers... come out and playayayyyy ..."

Anonymous

Dead ass B one of your best audios had me sleeping better than I’ve slept in a while.