Minisode 26 - Unrelenting (Patreon)

As with everything with the garbage schedule I've had this month, THIS EPISODE IT LATE. But Fuck you, you paid a dollar for it. So here it is finally our Minisode for February, a fucking bullshit 29 day month.

Not Enough Syrup
Cutting Your Lip
Hair Ties
Rewatching Shows Online

Fountain Sodas are great, all the way until they aren't, and the failure point is the same thing every fucking time. No syrup. Look I know you have a hard day of dicking around on your phone between customers and not cleaning the bathrooms, but if you get the chance could you please CHECK THE FUCKING SYRUP BOXES? I just want my liter-o-cola and I want it without a club soda pop right in the middle.

Torture always involves extreme pain for a short duration, but what about minor pain for a long duration? I ask you, what is worse? I've got a cut where my bottom lip meets my gums and it's driving me crazy it had finally closed up and then I did something and it opened up again, fuck you mouth.

Hair ties, you're always losing them, or breaking them, or a family member is taking them from the exact spot you keep them for safety. THESE ARE MINE. I BUY THE PURPLE ONES. Next time I'm shaving your head in your sleep.

Man I could go for another Letterkenny Marathon. Except that hulu thinks I watched everything but the last 45 seconds of every single episode. So now I'm constantly having to rewind when I watch. Oh and now I have to watch twice the ads because Hulu thinks I'm trying to game the system.

Well that's it for this episode, thanks for the supporting the show.