Tab and Tim Watch #11 - The Cabin in the Woods (Patreon)

We’re wrapping Halloween up in style with a spoooooooky (not really), zany (not really), meta (ehhhhhhhhh), take on the ‘teenagers go camping’ trope, that’s right we’re watching The Cabin in the Woods! The movie doesn’t make any sense if you think about it, so fire up that bong and get to smoking, Joe, and if you’re lucky, you’ll smoke so much that you’ll cleanse your body of any toxins that shadow agencies have tried to poison you with. Don’t worry, the conspiracy is real, but the monsters aren’t. Don’t forget your ‘Joss Whedon co-wrote and co-directed this Lady Feet Shot’ counter, your ‘Jesus, How Long Does It Take For Someone to Get Killed’ counter and your ‘How Did They Survive That?’ counter.  Don’t forget to vote for next month’s movie in the December Movie Battle Royale, and as always thanks to you, our wonderful patrons.