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Hey everyone!  Here I am with Red vs. Blue, season 5, eps 82 - 86!!!  Oh man, more craziness ensues in these eps, as we get to know Grif's sister and her personality, have a memorial for Sarge, and more!  I love how burying Sarge alive was just the normal and acceptable thing to do in this instance, even according to Sarge!!  Also, I love the idea of Sarge tunneling his way out of his own grave, and I have a feeling these catacombs have something to do with where Donut is!  Poor sister is actually a colorblind Blue, who knew?!
And Tucker starts working on his dad of the year award here, clearly.  Sheila's still showing signs of being weird, and oh yeah....TEX IS BACK?!?!  YES!!!  Now things are gonna get even more real!  Great eps, can't wait to see what lies ahead of us!  Enjoy!  ~ MH

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RvB s5 eps 82-86 full reaction.mp4

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Zen Reacts

Having monday nights off is always worth being able to stay up to watch these right away!

Zen Reacts

I love that everyone's response to Sister saying anything is "Wait. What?"

Tyler Stobbe

You know you could probably save a lot of time explaining what’s going on in this batch by just saying “It’s Sarge…” Also, Sarge is so adamant that the Blues are evil that he’d prefer to kill himself than to let them have an ounce of respect. As far as the Blues go, apparently Church needs to go on a diet, Tucker’s pulling the deadbeat mom routine, and Caboose is on thin ice for breaking the rule. You’re right about the aspirin overdose. Church gave Capt. Flowers aspirin because he knew he was going to die of a heart attack. It turns out he was allergic and that’s what caused the heart attack in the first place. Quick note on Donut: this is easy to miss, but the two corpses he found and is waiting for them to wake up look like Church and Tex. Which doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense until you remember that they buried both of their bodies at the start of Season 2 before Doc showed up (Church had been shot by Sheila and Tex got blown up by Donut.) Sister’s completely colorblind and dense. She also mentions she’s tried to overdose on aspirin and has had seven abortions, possibly? (Wait what…?) If this ever turns violent she’s probably just gonna see different shades of grey… probably fifty of them. HEYO 😉 - I need to leave now because just like Caboose was told, “there are no regular girls (only mean ones).” 😂

Manny

Lol sis is gonna fit right in. I'm loving the dialog even more. You got to give it to Sarge. He'll die (or actually wont) before he admits defeat. 😆 🤣

kamenriderhime

Hahahaha I know right! Who'd think that after all this time, we'd get someone who would say stuff that would even surprise these guys lol.

kamenriderhime

Right?! Yeah the dynamic just got even better! LOL seriously, Sarge would rather "die" :P Gotta love it!

kamenriderhime

Hahah yeah, "Sarge: enough said." LOL! Omg, now there's dedication to your cause, I guess. The Blues are having a weird day I guess, but I guess that's every day. :P Yay, glad I got it right about the aspirin! OHHHHH I did not notice the corpses!!! Wow!! Sometimes I forget they're actually both dead lol. Dang, so that's where they're buried?! HAHAHAHAHA omg no the 50 shades of grey joke!!!!!!!!!! XD But yeah, good thing we're not serious about this whole war thing, cause that could be a problem! LOL what on earth are they filling my Caboose's head with?! :P

Brandon Dodge

Sarge is like a senile Captain America. The Red colored man with a plan.

K'apeki (edited)

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2023-01-15 21:00:03 Sister is what happens when you combine Grif's work ethic, Caboose's intellect, Tucker's libido, and the shocking propensity to say horrible things of Andy.
2022-03-31 04:34:36 Sister is what happens when you combine Grif's work ethic, Caboose's intellect, Tucker's libido, and the shocking propensity to say horrible things of Andy.

Sister is what happens when you combine Grif's work ethic, Caboose's intellect, Tucker's libido, and the shocking propensity to say horrible things of Andy.