Welcome to Hell's News Network, where the headlines are as fiery as the pits below. (Patreon)

We take the juiciest, most jaw-dropping headlines from the mortal realm and give 'em a hellish little makeover. Reality meets the infernal, all wrapped up in a package that's as irresistible as forbidden fruit - Ask Eve, she'd know.  We're not just serving drinks at the Moon Silk Lounge; we're serving up news too. So grab your Devil's Trap on the Rocks and get ready for a news experience that's hotter than hell ♥