Cock and Dagger 1-15 (Patreon)

Earlier today I went to the store and bought some curtains for my living room... but when I bought the curtains their size listed by Height in big, bold numbers, with width in small numbers... so they ended up too short. Also I thought I was buying a two-pack of curtain rods, but it was actually a single pack of double-rods (for hanging proper curtains and a valance on one window). So on the one hand I've got one window in my living room properly covered, but I'm going to have to buy some more stuff later so that my living room doesn't look too crazy