Banana Shortcake 6: Futanarama: Script (Patreon)

Hey everyone, I thought I'd share the script for the upcoming chapter of Banana Shortcake for everyone. I'm totally open to suggestions or critiques... this is definitely very different from the other Shortcake stories. I really wanted to try and capture the tone of the show in addition to making references to some of the specifics from it. Futurama is one of the few shows that I know intimately, so I wanted to show off a good mixture of references to specific moments, and in general try to match the humor and writing of the show. So if you can think of improvements or whatever, feel free to let me know. For now, though, I've attached the script as a wordpad title, but I'll also post the full script here... although I'll post it so that it doesn't appear right away for any readers who just want to wait until the comic pages go up to see what happens:

Banana Shortcake 6: Futanarama

Page 1: It's mid-day, with Leela and Amy arriving on planet Amazonia in the forest outside of the Amazon village in the Planet Express ship. Leela is wearing her wrestling outfit, although Amy is simply wearing her usual pink sweat suit.  They're delivering a single large cardboard box.

Panel 1: Leela is holding the cardboard  over her left shoulder as she steps down the walkway of the ship, while Amy follows, holding a clipboard with papers attached for delivery, and a pen hanging by a string.

AMY

Hey Leela, I've been meaning to axe you... isn't this delivery scheduled for tomorrow?

LEELA

That jerk Fnog started coming to my gym, and they suspended my membership for kicking him in the throat. I figured I could come here early and try out that new Amazonian gym/spa/organic fruit stand I've heard about.

AMY

Oh... is that why you're dressed like that?

Panel 2: Leela stands, gesturing to her skimpy outfit.

LEELA

When I exercise, 30% of my body gets really cold, and the other 70% always gets really hot. This way I can exercise without getting all clammy.

Panel 3: Amy is giving Leela a big, innocent smile, while Leela is narrowing her eye in annoyance.

AMY

Shwow! I wish I was confident enough to just wear whatever's comfortable, without caring how it looks, like you, Leela!

LEELA

...

Panel 4: Amy and Leela are walking into the village, although it appears to be empty. Amy is looking around confused. Leela has set the box down and is looking at her wrist thing to check the time.

AMY

Uh... where is everyone?

LEELA

Well, it's too late in the day for everyone to be at Brunch, but not late enough for them to be at lunch...

Panel 5: Leela is toying with her wrist thing, her back turned away from Amy. She doesn't see as Thog's large hand comes from off-screen, yanking Amy off her feet by the hood of her jacket.

LEELA

I think a new salon opened up recently... maybe they all got coupons that expire today?

AMY

Yeek!

LEELA

And watch your step, Amy.

Page 2: Amy and Leela are confronted with three Amazonian Women... Thog (the blonde), Kug (With the mohawk), and Ornik (with dreadlocks). All three women have undergone a ritual, turning them into futas.

Panel 1: Thog is holding up Amy Triumphantly as Amy kicks helplessly in the air, clutching at her hood to keep from being choked. Leela is shouting at her.

THOG

Me find woman! Me get Snu-Snu this year!

AMY

Leela! Help!

LEELA

Hey, put her down, you She-Brute!

Panel 2: Leela leaps into the air with a jump kick

LEELA

Keee-yop!

Panel 3: Thog casually snatches Leela out of the air, grabbing her by the shoulder strap, ripping her outfit and exposing her breast. Leela is shrieking and trying to cover herself.

LEELA

Ah! I'm freezing!

THOG

Two woman! Me make get extra Snu-Snu this year!

Panel 4: Kug and Ornik step out of the woods to see Thog... Kug is looking annoyed, although Ornik is simply biting her lip and stroking her cock at the sight of Leela. Leela can be seen in the foreground, still held up by the strap of her outfit, smiling in faux-casual conversation.

KUG

Thog! No fair keeping all woman to self! I loan you favorite hairbrush and this thank I get?

LEELA

Hey, wow, that's real interesting and all, but I got just one question....

Panel 5: A closeup on Leela's face as she shouts angrily, eye closed. 

LEELA

What the Hell is going on!?

Panel 6: A view from below looking up at Thog, who seems genuinely surprised by Leela's question.

THOG

You not know? Is Snu-Snu ritual! Half women eat special flower, grow Snu-pole, half hide, winner get Snu-Snu!

Page 3: Thog, Kug, and Ornik bring Amy and Leela into a hut to fuck them. The hut has a large circular bed in the middle, covered with furs. It's lit by torches on the walls as well as a few small windows facing out. 

Panel 1: Kug and Ornik are enjoying a hearty laugh, big tits heaving from their laughter.

KUG

Where think babies come from? Farmer's Market? Hahaha!

ORNIK

Hahahaha!

Panel 2: Kug licks her lips as she reaches toward the viewer, while Ornik grins confidently as well.

KUG

But seriously, we Snu-Snu now.

Panel 3: Cut to inside the hut. Leela and Amy are both being tossed onto the bed.

LEELA

Oof!

AMY

Yeek!

Panel 4: Thog is standing behind Leela, ripping off Leela's outfit, exposing more of her body. Leela is shrieking in response.

SFX

Rrrip!

LEELA

Aaah! Now I'm really cold!

THOG

No worry! Me warm you!

Panel 5: Thog thrusts her cock between Leela's thighs, really showing off how big it is compared to her. Leela has a panicked, nervous smile on her face.

THOG

With this!

LEELA

A-actually being cold isn't so bad! I hear it's good for your skin!

Page 4: The three Amazons continue to fuck Leela and Amy

Panel 1: Ornik is leaning her head back and moaning with delight as she grips Amy's head, forcing her to suck Ornik's cock. AMy's really struggling just to fit it in her mouth. Amy's already stripped naked

AMY

Hgmph!

ORNIK

Come on! It not that big! Open mouth more!

Panel 2: A closeup on Amy's pussy as Kug spreads open her buns, slurping on Amy's meaty pussy.

KUG

Who care about that hole? This hole where make babies!

Panel 3: Kug's cock is in the foreground as she slaps it down on Amy's buns. Amy is looking back over her shoulder, a panicked expression on her face, although she can't speak with Ornik's dick in her mouth.

SFX

Whap!

AMY

Hgmph!?

Panel 4: Amy's face is in the foreground, gagging on Ornik's cock, going crosseyed from the intense feeling as Kug plunges her cock into Amy's pussy, Kug's abs flexing from the effort.

AMY

Hnnngh!

KUG

Ooh, so tight! Much better than last year!

Panel 5: Thog is holding Leela around the waist... basically using Leela like a dicksleeve, her cock forming a big bulge in her stomach as Leela moans, and her tits bounce wildly.

THOG

One eye tight too! Just wish would stop screaming.

LEELA

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Page 5: The focus shifts to Thog and Leela.

Panel 1: Thog suddenly kisses Leela roughly, stuffing her tongue into Leela's mouth. Leela's eye goes wide with shock as she's suddenly kissed.

LEELA

Mmph!

Panel 2: A closeup on Leela's face, her eyelid drooping as she can't resist Thog's lustful kiss.

LEELA

Mmmmmm...

Panel 3: Thog pulls away from Leela, leaving Leela panting. Their mouths still connected by a thin line of drool

THOG

Finally, that shut her up!

LEELA

Hahhh...

Panel 4: Amy has been moved into position so she's laying on her back, with Kug fucking her pussy, her head hanging over the edge of the bed. Ornik is guiding her dick to Amy's lips, as Amy is panicking.

AMY

Aiiyaa! Why am I the one getting double teamed!?

Panel 5: A closeup on Amy's face,  as Ornik starts to throatfuck her, drool and tears dripping down Amy's face.

AMY

Hnggh! Gluk! Gluk! Gluk!

Page 6: The sex scene continues

Panel 1: Thog has moved Leela so that she's bent over on all fours. She's squatting behind Leela, reaching forward... her fingers hooked into the corners of Leela's mouth in a dominant position. Leela is moaning hotly, her tongue hanging out of her mouth and drooling on herself now.

LEELA

Hnaaah! Ahhn! Ohhhh Lord!

THOG

One Eye make good noises now! Make lots noise, one eye!

Panel 2: A closeup on Leela's stomach, showing Thog's huge cock bulging out her stomach.

THOG

Haah! Me feel it! Me make lots baby juice!

Panel 3: A view from below, looking up at Leela as she moans intensely while Thog cums inside her, her cum load so massive it's making Leela's belly expand.

LEELA

Kyaaaaaa!

Panel 4: Kug and Ornik are both in kneeling positions, lifting up Amy and spitroasting her between them, lifting her off the ground completely.

ORNIK

Uugh good show! Watching  Thog cum make me want cum too!

KUG

If Ornik cum, then me cum too!

ORNIK

We cum together!

KUG

Good idea!

Panel 5: A closeup on Amy's face. She's partly smothered by Ornik's heavy balls as Ornik cums hard inside her. Cum overflowing, leaking out of the corners of her mouth and even out her nose. Her eyes are rolling back, looking like she's passing out.

AMY

Hmmnnnngh!

Page 7: Leela and Amy think that they're finished, but the Amazons are just getting started.

Panel 1: Leela and Amy are laying panting on the bed, both of them totally wiped out. Bellies swollen with cum, their pussies left gaping, cum steadily streaming out of their cunts as they lay twitching and tremble. Amy is weakly caressing her swollen belly.

AMY

Oh shkleesh... I guess Kiffy's not going to be the only one of us giving birth to someone else's baby...

LEELA

Hey, I apologized for that!

Panel 2: Ornik casually picks up Leela by the ankle, lifting her upside down as Leela panics.

ORNIK

Okay, break over! Now my turn try breed One Eye!

LEELA

Wait, you can't fit any more in me! I'm already full!

ORNIK

No worry, me fix!

Panel 3: Ornik holds Leela upside down and latches onto Leela's pussy. Her cheeks sink in as she sucks hard... gulping down Thog's cum. Leela is moaning hotly, her belly shrinkign gradually back to normal as she moans in pleasure from the sensation of having cum forcefully sucked out of her pussy

ORNIK

Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!

LEELA

Hwooooaahh!

Panel 4: Amy is bent over on all fours, her belly still full of cum. Kug is mounting her, guiding her dick to Amy's asshole, while Thog strokes herself and approaches.

THOG 

No fair, Kug! It me turn breed with whiny one!

KUG

It okay, me just use whiny one's other hole!

AMY

"Whiny One"!? And how come you're not sucking it out of me first too?

THOG

Me like feel of slimy pussy! And you only prove you deserving name Whiny One!

Panel 5: Thog and Kug are caressing each other as they fuck Amy's holes.

KUG

Ahh, it feel good share little woman with you!

THOG

Yes, female bonding with shared activities very important!

Page 8: Ornik has started fucking Leela as Kug and Thog double team Amy.

Panel 1: Leela is on all fours as Ornik, gritting her teeth as Ornik's cock plunges in. Ornik is flexing her arm confidently.

LEELA

Holy Hell! You're even bigger than the other girl!

ORNIK

My get lots nutrients growing up to get big and strong!

Panel 2: Amy and Leela's faces are pressed together. They're kissing lustfully as their tits jiggle from the hard thrusts.

AMY

Leela...

LEELA

Amy...

AMY

I wish I wasn't so cute, so they'd just do me one at a time like you...

Panel 2: Leela angrily bites Amy's lower lip, pulling on it as Amy moans in pain and pleasure.

LEELA

Chomp!

AMY

Oww!

Panel 3: A closeup on Amy's asshole and pussy, showing off just how much they're stretched out by Kug and Thog's cocks. Amy's pussy is leaking cum, which drips down, soaking Thog's balls in her pussy juice

AMY

Hnaaah!

Page 9: Amy and Leela are filled with more cum.

Panel 1: A view from the side showing both girls getting filled with more cum. Leela's belly is filled as much as it was earlier, while Amy's is just massive now. Amy looks sick, like she's about to throw up. Leela is panicking as she realizes what's going on with Amy.

AMY

Oh gosh! There's so much! I-I can't hold it all!

LEELA

Wait a... No! No no no no! At least turn your head away!

Panel 2: Amy opens her mouth wide, eyes rolling back and moaning as she vomits up cum all over Leela, who is shrieking in response.

AMY

Blaaargh!

LEELA

Aargh!What the Hell!

Panel 3: Amy and Leela cling to eachother, stomachs bulging, covered in sperm head to toe.

AMY

At least... you got your exercise?

LEELA

Sh-shut up, Amy...

Panel 4: One of the Guard Amazons is leaning in to the door as Thog turns to talk to her. Both women are totally casual about it, since this kind of thing is a normal occurence for them.

GUARD

Me hear noise... everything okay?

THOG

We find two women! We make lots Snu-Snu!

GUARD

Oh? Can share?

THOG

Of course!

Panel 5: Amy and Leela are looking up, panicked expressions on their face as the shadows of multiple massive cocks are cast over their bloated bodies.

GUARD

Good! Me bring lots friends to make Snu-Snu!

LEELA

Oh... Hell!

Page 10: Cut to a month later at Planet Express, where Amy and Leela are in the break room with Fry. Their bellies are swollen massive from their pregnancies... both women look 9 months pregnant with twins

Panel 1: Fry is leaning close, examining Leela's swollen belly with a confused look on his face.

FRY

Wow, so Amazon babies develop in just a month?

Panel 2: Pull back to reveal Leela is sitting on the couch resting. Amy, meanwhile is standing up, drinking a can of slurm.

LEELA

No, Fry, you idiot! They're just so big I look like this already! This is a nightmare!

AMY

Oh, it's not so bad. Well... for me at least. It's gotta be harder for you, since you're poor.

Panel 3: Suddenly the baby in Amy's stomach kicks, stretching out her belly and knocking her can of Slurm into her face. Leela is rolling her eye, looking a bit relieved.

AMY

Aagh!

LEELA

Well, at least we both still have to deal with them kicking.

Panel 4: Fry puts his hand on Leela's arm comfortingly, speaking to her sincerely, though Leela just looks annoyed with him.

FRY

Leela I just want you to know... I'm still willing to do you until you get to your third trimester.

LEELA

Gee, let me alert the Nobel Prize committee...

FRY 

No need, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Panel 5: Leela's baby kicks, hitting Fry hard in the face and knocking him off panel. Leela is smiling and caressing her belly.

FRY

Oof!

LEELA

Y'know, maybe Motherhood won't be so bad...