Bonus: St. Patrick's 2018: PSD (Patreon)

Happy St. Patrick's day, everyone! I actually debated with myself at length whether to do this St. Pauli Girl parody, if only because St. Pauli Girl is a German beer. But honestly, American St. Patrick's day is about as Irish as a corndog, and what really matters is just beer, plain and simple. Personally, I'll be taking the day off and drinking a lot of German beer as well... not that it's related, or anything... that's just the only beer they sell in mini-kegs at my local liquor store. I like drinking from a mini keg because it gives me an excuse to drink out of a stein (pouring individual bottles into a separate cup feels really douchey to me).