Jester's Kingdom- Erza (Patreon)

Scenario descriptions:

a) Mind the doors: She’s seen trying to leave a building but the automatic doors malfunctions and closes on her several times, flattening her out in different ways, first it closes sideways flattening into a side view, then from above and she sticks to the door like bubblegum, then the door slam against each other squishing her looking like an  accordion, finally the doors close trapping her by the waist, she uses all her strength to free herself stretching her waist, her butt finally pops out the door and she’s launched into the air, landing in the middle of the street, she sighs in relief until she hears the steamroller behind her, instead of moving she just makes a wildtake as the steamroller runs over her, flattening and spreading her out across the street.

b) Weapon demonstration: The hands are trying to sell her new gear, but they all they have in stock are cartoony weapons, first they show her a gun a boxing glove attached to it, they trigger it and it punches her right in the face (slaptick/wildtake) she recovers and says no, then they show her a giant hammer and slam it on her, looking like a pile of gum stuck to the hammer she once again rejects the idea, running out of options they pull out a big club and they bonk her in the head with it, leaving her with a big bump in her head and a dopey looking in their face, this time the hands just guess the answer, once she snaps out of the hands take out their final item, a sword , this time she seems interested and the hands decide to make a demonstration by swinging the sword in the air, however they did it a bit too close to her, as she’s sliced up and falls to the floor into hundreds of little cubes, looking more than upset as the hands just pick the cubes, offering her a discount for the trouble.

c) Inflatable payback: Once again the evil hands are getting their non existent ass kicked by another guest, cornered in a desperate move they use one of their weapons to stop her, a heat ray, they shoot her and she starts to melt, she still tries to get them until she completely melts into a puddle, they then pour her inside a machine that makes toys, and spits her out compressed into a box shape with a string, the evil hands laugh as they think they turned her into a inflatable raft and pull the string, they receive a surprise as they instead turned her into a shiny and huge inflatable dragon and despite her cartoony look she’s still powerful, she begins to destroy the building between squeaks and roars destroying some hands and scaring away most of them.