I'm Getting SPONSORS! (Patreon)

Edit: Video is up! 

Lol. Nah, I'm joking. 

Although, I did get a very confused and sus recruiter approach me on Twitter the other week.

They nope'd out the second I told them I do erotic content. Lady, how did you not see all my NSFW tweets?

Anyways, I'm going to write a shitpost sponsor script for YouTube.

The pat dealer is retiring (not actually), she's gonna be flooded with ALL the sponsorship monies!! 

Help me write this script. Gimme the names of the most annoying ads and sponsors to roast.