My hero Academia cartoon (rough draft script) (Patreon)

Here’s a new cartoon script for y’all!

It’s stupid lol

Allmight: Hello there sir I’m allmight!

Rocky: Hello sir

Daniel: Nice to meet you all might!

Myron: Damn nigga you swole..

Allmight: I hear you want to be a super hero??

Allmight: Before you can do that you must answer these simple questions

Allmight: Question 1! What makes you want to be a super hero?

Rocky: Cuz y’all hiring

Daniel: I want to use my powers to exterminate all thots

Myron: To be honest my mom signed me up for this bull

Allmight: Question 2! What’s your quirk?

Rocky: I can eat ramen.

Allmight: How the fuck can you help people with that?

Rocky: help them by giving them ramen.

Daniel: My quirk involves killing all thots

Allmight: that’s not a power..

Myron: I got this powerful ass move called the nut spray I nut everywhere!

Allmight: *sigh* let’s just continue with the interview.

Allmight: Question 3! Finish this line!

“With great power.. comes great...”

Rocky: What is this Spider-Man? Umm with great power comes great memes?

Daniel: Comes great thrill for killing on thots

Allmight: DUDE WHATS WITH YOU AND THOTS?!

Myron: With great power.. comes great Asian tittys.

Allmight: Hmmm.. interesting.

Allmight: Question 4! If you were a animal what would you be?

Rocky: I’ll be a hot dog bun.

Daniel: My ex so I kill myself.

Myron: I want to be a big ass pickle.

Allmight: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS??!! HOW YOU GONNA BE A HERO WHEN YALL CANT SAVE ANYONE WITH YOUR QUIRKS OR ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS??

Rocky: Like I said. Cuz y’all hiring.

*momo yaoyorozu pops outta no where*

Momo: ROCKY!!!!

Rocky: Ma’am it’s 63 degrees outside put some clothes on.

Momo: YOU FUCKIN PROPELLER HEAD ASS BITCH WHERES MY FUCKIN MONEY??!

Rocky: Were not doing this right now.

Momo: OH!! I BOUGHT YO ASS PIZZA YESTERDAY SO YOU OWE ME MONEY!!

Rocky: No! You bought me papa Johns when I said I wanted lil Caesars!!

Momo: NAH WHAT YOU GONNA DO IS GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GIVE ME MY MONEY!!

Rocky: In the words of Rosa parks, “No”

Momo: WHY YOU!!!!!

*momo pulls out a big ass gun*

Myron: WHOA WHOA CHILLLLLLLL

Daniel: So we just gonna ignore that she pulled a gun out of her skin.

Momo: GIVE ME MY MONEY!!!

Rocky: GIVE ME LIL CESARS!!!!

Myron: IM HORNY!!!!

*Izuku comes in and slaps rocky with a tuna then leaves*

*everyone is confused*

Rocky: YO IS THAT LOGIC?!?

The end.