Guest Lecture 3: The Equinox 🐟 by Major Umbreeyoree (Patreon)

Welcome back class! Sorry for the delay, I was preoccupied with organising my Marellion harem... it's apparently cheaper to rent them by the half-dozen! I'd also like to apologize if my voice is a little raspy - that's my fault for making a safe word instead of a safe gesture. (I probably should have gone with something simple like apple, instead of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia). Now, on to today's lesson - the entirely male second species of Vyatkaloosa, the Equinox.

Biology

The Equinox live primarily in the seas of Vyatkaloosa, but are capable of living outside of water for upwards of a week. Their thin frames and tall stature make their movements on land slightly clumsy, but they more than make up for it with their elegant and calculated movements in the water...

...No, Major JP, I wouldn't know if that is also how they are in bed... I did ask Professor Alpha a similar question about that before her 'removal', but she just started screaming about someone named Farrel and copyright laws. Frankly, her sobs started were a bit too heavy to make out much after that, but I did hear her say “shove it up his own rectum.” Not quite sure what she was referring to though...

Equinox are one of the few all-male species which gives birth to live young (requiring a primitive womb along with their male genitalia), but are lucky that  their pregnancies last for only a month... 

...Yes, Major Bucholz? I agree... lucky may be the wrong term for pregnant males...

...They are interestingly capable of breeding with Marellions - both impregnating and receiving - which has led some scientists to regard them as the same species irrespective of their obvious physiological differences. Hacks! Just look at them, for God's sake!

As a side-note, the Equinox are usually dressed in loose fitting garb which accentuates their movements in the water... but I felt it best to show you one in their, um, natural state. Those garments tend to become quite see-through when wet, anyway! 

Society

The Equinox have a complex city system underneath the oceans - capable of rising out of the water and selectively flooding and draining individual rooms to facilitate the needs of whichever species occupies it...

What was that Captain Sameer? No I've never been to one of their cities, though several pictures I found in Professor Alpha’s desk makes it look like she was a regular traveller. One of them was of a clothed Equinox covered in lipstick marks, and another one was of the same Equinox nude - with his eyes scratched out and a thumb tack where his penis would have been. Guess humans aren't the only ones capable of micropenises … like some people I know … Not me! … cough...

As an interesting addendum, the Equinox managed to convince the Marellions that they would not be able to function properly without their guidance. The notoriously trusting Marellions accepted, of course, meaning that Equinox now hold many of the highest positions in Marellion government, and have altered some of their facilities with Equinox technology and flood rooms. Dolts... Haven't they taken Colonisation101?

Citizenship

Locked in a brutal civil war with the Pegaturians, Equinox rarely leave Vyatkaloosa. However, several have joined SpaceCorps as a diplomatic way of ensuring reinforcements in case they start to lose the war. There are also suggestions that some have joined in order to prove their intellectual superiority...  which seems kinda like a dick move to me. 

Nevertheless, Equinox technology has revolutionized our FTL drives, and the urine filtration systems which keep our drinking supply stocked at this very University! 

...Oh hush, Major Hill... we're on an asteroid in the middle of empty space! Where did you think our water came from! SpaceCorps would be worse off without their innovations, and the drinking fountains are clearly labelled... Font size?! Oh, 0.5, probably. Seems clear enough to me!...

Lesser known Equinox inventions and innovations include instantaneous short range teleporters and the telescoping vibrator. They can also take credit for the waterproof holo-vid, although the exclusive rights were sold to porn company DankPeen... As if you didn't know that already!

Coming Up Next

Now, next month, we'll be talking about the third and last species to inhabit Vyatkaloosa - the ultra-violent Pegaturians - Which I think we'd all agree will be a far rad!… 

...People still use rad, okay, Major Azure! So stop teasing, please!