Captain's Name Contest... Identity Crisis (Patreon)

M "Get lost, asshole! This is my goddamn show!"

L  "I am you, you mad cow!... Just a more popular version!"

M "A more vain version, you mean! I mean - who programs themselves a 14-inch cock!"

L  "...Says the avatar with DD tits and a 20-inch waist... Yeah, super-realistic... "

M "Aaaah!!! I will not rest until I've stripped every last line of code out of your system!"

L  "Uhuh... Face it, bitch - ya Basic."

Oh dear, it looks like the two versions of our Ship's Computer aren't getting along too well... I'd hoped that the announcement of their new names would calm them down, but it only seems to have enraged them further.

Congratulations to the Contest winners - Captain Alex with Lancelot and Captain Dirheim with Morgana! For everyone else, there will be plenty more naming raffles to come!