Captain's Name Contest: 'I'm a real boy now!' (Patreon)

Meet Mr Computer - our deranged Ship Computer's male alter-ego!

Growing more and more self-aware by the day, our two Computers feel it's time for a proper name of their own... but they need a little input from you, dear Captains.

Post your entries in the comments (or message me privately, if you prefer). You can have as many entries as you like  - but I'll weight it so that each Captain has an equal chance of winning. Male, female or neutral names are all fine - and be as jokey, referential or off-the-wall as you like!...

Their future lies in your hands.