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I hope you sickos enjoy today's patron-exclusive waste of time, the continuation of my dive into insanity as I drunkenly read more, Moon People, the worst story ever written by man or beast.  

How bad can it be?  Take a listen and find out now!  

Just don't say I didn't warn you...

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Anonymous

This is just so fun to listen to

Car_313

Can't wait lol. You are definitely a trooper pushing through this for our enjoyment! 🤣🤣

Coby-O

Less than a minute in and already know this is gonna be good and ever thought about the finale of this piece of hot garbage be a Live Drunk and Dangerous? Also, I have a prediction knowing how this book is going: the aliens will look generic as all hell or look exactly like humans, and/or David is the only one to get alien pussy.

Hayk

Alright let’s dive into the continuing of Bologna Sa-I mean “Moon People!” 😂 Also, happy birth month, Dangerous! I’ve sent you an email with an attached little artwork I drew, I hope you like it. 😊

Kellydusty

I’m crying laughing

Ipdar teldar

I laughed so hard listening to this at work. It was all I could do to keep quiet.

Anonymous

The title made me think of the ASDF moment. "Suddenly, Pineapples"

Anonymous

Battleships had upward of 15 inches of steel at the waterline or there about

Jeremy Knight

That was the best white noise I've heard and I won't even remember what happened next week.

Anonymous

After listening to the horror that is this story I’ll make sure to keep them shields on next upload. Good to see you are doing better Dangerous, much love. <3

David Kelly

Oddly inspiring audio for Davids. I’m also hoping that when the aliens sit down for their dinner they ask for some Red Lobster.

FlapjackZac

I’ve listened to this part multiple times the last few days and I still can’t even remember what the hell is going on

Cole Blackblood

Clearly David has a thing against vegans/vegetarians with the alien diet thing

Cole Blackblood

That freedom call ended me though lol