Dangerous ASMR's Crazy Amazing Sexy Turnt-Up 22K Celebration (Sponsored by Cocaine) (Patreon)

I hope you guys like today's patron-only upload, a hilarious parody written by the one and only Ike Moore!  This was originally written, recorded and edited as my 21k special... but after hitting 22k last night, I had to make some adjustments.  A few ninja edits later, and you'd never know the difference!

And hey, who says you can't celebrate the little milestones?!