Suggestion Box: Play and Theater Troupe Names (Patreon)

Hi everyone, I enjoyed our last suggestion box and all of your incredible ideas so much that I decided to do another one! As you might know, Chapter 8 is most likely going to be the chapter where we finally get to go to the Ascension Festival, since I decided to move it from Chapter 7! And during the Ascension Festival, MC and their chosen festival partner may stumble across a play with eerie similarities to real life... and starring a certain clown? 🤔 

What would you name a play that's obviously (but with a poor attempt at disguising it) based on MC's numerous deeds and exploits, just wildly misinterpreted? (E.g. Caine is played by a literal baby,  the Hunters have the flu and MC brings them back the Holy Chicken Soup, etc.) It's sort of like the Ember Island Players in Avatar: The Last Airbender, and can't have MC's names or the Shepherds in the title, because "it's totally not about them, it's fictional!!!" (But it really isn't, lol.)  

What would the name of such a play be? And what about other plays that are going on during the festival, or even possibly names for the theater troupe acting them out? Say if MC gets a playbill in the game, it would read something like:

[TONIGHT AT 5: "TALES OF THE BRIGHTBURNER"/"THE GOATHERDERS OF HAVEN"/"DOGS OF THE MILITARY", Performed by The Haven Players/The Talented Thespians/Chandry's Chanters

LATER: "A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS," "SIR, WHERE HATH MY DONKEY GONE," AND "THE CODE OF WAR: A PLAY FOR CHILDREN"]

Any suggestions? I know this is sort of confusing or vague, but I thought I'd open it up for discussion anyway lmao! Let's have fun with it! ✨