Whiskey Point (Patreon)

Whiskey Point is a ruined fort and lighthouse which has been reclaimed by pirates, who patched it up and now run a black market from inside its walls. Other pirates come here to fence their loot and have a few drinks before getting back to work.

There's an alternate version with just one difference: at the top of the lighthouse, instead of a pyre, there's a crystal. In this version, the idea is that the lighthouse is actually an arcane weapon that fires powerful beams of light. Should you use this version of the map? Look, I'm not trying to tell anyone how to run their game, but I just want to say two words to you, okay? Just two. Laser pirates.

Next up is Brazenthrone's Mushroom Farms. It won't just be a cave full of mushrooms. It's also where most of the city's breweries are. And it's where all the city's funerals are held, since it's the farthest downriver and the dwarves of Brazenthrone do Viking-style funerals. That's where the deceased is placed on a boat, then the boat is lit on fire and sent down the river. Dwarves aren't known for their love of boats, but they do live under a mountain and they can't have dead people stinking up the place.