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Well, technically you'll all be in the recap episode in the patron section but what I mean is your joke could be in the episode!

After school holidays took its toll on my free time, Watch Me Script will return tomorrow, but until then here's the deal: every season I do a recap episode with a tiny humorous review of each episode. Yes, every season, I even did it for Orange, it just never got released for one reason or another but it'll be coming out soon, as will this one in a much better timeframe.

In the comments below, put a humorous, 1 or 2 sentence review of an episode ALONG WITH THE EPISODE NUMBER and I'll credit you in the video if I use it! No guarantees but give it a shot anyway, who knows what'll happen. Good luck!

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Anonymous

Episode 118: Ash and the gang come across a rookie trainer straight off the bat with plenty of strikeouts, comeback plays, and balls in the face. Also, it's baseball-related.

Anonymous

Episode 144: So that's what the games are on about with the evasion stat.

Gelli Elfson

Episode 157: BIIIIIIIIRRRRDMAN

Verdant Range

Episode 117: Our heroes begin an new adventure in a new region while meeting a little critter that likes to chew on hair. Wait, is this Pokémon or Jojo? Episode 123: Ash and crew help some police with shoulder spiders and leave before it tells Jenny she should eat Harry. Episode 124: Trying to help a little pink fairy type ends not only in failure, but for the mon to become a running gag following them around. Haven't we done this before? Episode 130: A bratty kid tries to steal Pikachu, steals one of Ash's Pokéballs, uses it to catch a Pokémon and becomes a hero with no negative repercussions for his bad behavior. Episode 132: Misty demonstrates how she's such a lousy parent while Brock tries to help a living petticoat. Episode 139: Ash and co. help a girl with her little lamb Pokémon, letting her become a real trainer to her Johtonian Wooloo. Episode 153: Totodile learns some harsh lessons about love, including "never take romantic advice from Brock".

Lucas Neumeyer (NEW-my-er)

Episode 117: One professor Oak sycophant is replaced with another as Ash registers for the league. Also, team rocket steal a Totodile with trichophagia. Episode 118: What happens when someone loves baseball as much as Ash loves Pokemon?

Anonymous

117: The kids meet up with the professor that everyone forgets exists and then save Jesse's hair from the Pokémon of the week. 121: Ash insists that he can't wait a single night to continue his journey (despite several other episodes showing otherwise). So his solution is to berate and gaslight a timid owl he was told wouldn't be good for the trip. 125: The kids teach a town being plagued by obvious illusions obviously coming from the Pokémon that is known to make illusions. Then Brock acts as a doct-BREEDER until its healthy enough to fuel team rocket padding and then return to its family. 127: Then Ash gets delayed by environmental protection regulations that allow for Pokémon to steal people's belongings just to see how high they can toss them. 129: Then a tired and hungry Ash becomes the victim of a slapstick Pokémon before we learn it's a former classmate of Jesse. It tries to help Team Rocket, but Jesse takes the fall so that her friend won't lose her job *sniff*. 132: Then the girl who's been acting as a mom for a season and a half shows how she's not the best at the job when stuck with a different child. Meanwhile Brock bonds with a girl who actually starts to like him, but they can't stay together because we just got him back and the status quo can't be shaken. 133: Team Rocket get an awesome tank and never get to use it because it gets hijacked by babies. The kids and Rockets work together using wits, Pokémon, and cartoon hijinks to stop the tank. 137: A hipster uses Pokémon rather than advanced technology to tell the weather and lets an Oddish play along. Then the kids have to save the Hoppip from a storm that blew them away while giving a good sum up to how 2020 feels *hey what's that sound? A tornado*. 143: The kids drop off...something? And then get some unique Pokeballs for later and Brock uses one to catch his own explosion gag. 148: The kids babysit some cute Pokémon....and that's it. 149: When a tunnel of Onix blocks everyone's way (even the people who have a balloon) the gag characters get an episode. It's as boring as it sounds. 151: Misty falls under the delusion that she can have a starter Pokémon and battles the guy with 3 Pokémon who have a type advantage over her team to try and keep it. She gets a Poliwhirl for her efforts. 156: The kids meet a new psychic Pokémon that Ash beats despite it showing off a new move. So to pad out the rest of the episode an entire town keeps shooting Team Rocket's reflective glass so future sight can be the finishing blow.

Cross-Reset

Episode 138: Chikorita deals with jealousy of Pikachu by dominating local hoodlums. Episode 122: Ash gets a new Pokemon mostly because his Bulbasaur functions as a walking soda fountain. Episode 142: Team Rocket doesn't understand the internet, Heracross gets to be awesome Episode 148: We are reminded why trading is not particularly focused on in the anime. A somewhat important character debuts.

Christopher Borriello

#118: A hotshot new trainer with multiple quirks, representing Ash's brash nature when he started. Too bad we never see any of these kinds of characters again. #121: Mr. Owl? How much time can we waste on characters being jerks and idiots for no good reason? #123: The dynasty of Jenny apparently extends for centuries and we won't explore that at all to instead focus on how a dynasty of their police spiders takes out the spiritual successor of the career criminal that made their first big case! #125: Everyone hallucinates on antler-fumes to the point of having total amnesia of a not-a-twist revealed in minute 1 of the episodes! Only thing of note is that real deer still exist by this point. #129: Well this is run-of-the- holy moley what is this deep Jessie lore and this sad backstory with this Blissey...I'm not crying, we're ALL crying! #130: I know you can't capture other people's Pokemon, but you really should _establish_ something like this over a hundred episodes in guys! especially so you don't write the episode like it's even a possibility! Also Bellsprout Tower. #132: Brock unambiguously finally has somebody like him back! And Misty is a terrible mother figure despite being one for over eighty episodes by now! #133: A bunch of war games to stop a runaway tank that's conveniently unstoppable but _all_ is forgiven in the end because- (dog from Up distracted) Sentret! #136: Therapy is briefly touched on then ignored in favor of taking over a street gang which is only _slightly_ more touched on before losing sway to fighting a giant robot made of garbage! Anime, everybody! #138: East meets West in more superhero references of either side of the Pacific than I can count. Also: gliding spider-scorpions continue to terrify me; Gen-4 only made it worse! #141: Ash captures a fire starter Pokemon and in the process confronts a jerk that only cares about collecting strong Pokemon for the sake of it and doesn't respect people and Pokemon alike! Wait, this sounds familiar...nah, it's just a coincidence. And even it _is_ familiar, it's not like it would be _again,_ right? #144: Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge! An episode is based on making a big deal of avoiding attacks, would've been nice if it hit more than it missed. #157: Fortune-telling is a total crock, except when it isn't! Also: _nobody_ has predilections they're suppressing and would be WAY better off just expressing, here! Nope nope nope!

Gungelion

154: ash gets confused by hypnosis and proves once and for all "who" is the true bird brain. 155: team rocket and the gang get to know one another and learn a very valuable lesson, never get between a bear and the sweet honeys. 157: flaming James, enough said... Seriously though everyone discovers their spirit animal and James shows he's just a few steps away of being a legitimate super villain. Perhaps he left Gligarman's city too soon and missed his true calling.

Anonymous

Episode 120: Donphan can smell a very specific kind of powder, and no, it's not that kind of powder. Episode 121: A Hoothoot apperantly is the only way to get out of these filler woods except every other time before and after. Episode 122: The twerps help out a trainer winning a contest. No, not the cooler ones from later episodes, just a dance contest Episode 132: Misty forgets how to take care of a baby despite clearly carrying a baby for months. Episode 134: Ash leaves his Charizard because he was OP—I mean REASONS. Episode 151: Ash vs. Misty, but it’s slightly less of a fluke. Slightly. Episode 155: Never. Interrupt. Ursaring mating season.

blaa6

Episode 118: Ash, having totally wrecked a brand new trainer obsessed with baseball, proceeds to get hit in the face multiple times with fastballs. Said trainer goes onto be a fan favorite. Episode 136: Chikorita proceeds to assert her dominance and lead a street gang after getting envious of Pikachu; you do not want to cross her. Also a well done therapy thing was there too. Episode 157: According to fake fortunes made by Cassidy and Bob, Misty is a Gyarados (a bit fitting atm) and James IS A MIGHTY MOLTRES!!! The season ends off flying high or as high as (rating of the episode here).

Anonymous

Episode 139: What New Zealand would like as a Pokemon region Episode 151: Don't worry, it'll be less than 20 years before we see a match where Misty doesn't cheat her way out of fighting Pikachu Episode 154: The start of a proud tradition of Ash risking bodily harm to train his pokemon

Anonymous

148: Wooper is love... Wooper is Life... forget the boring premise....

MysticSamurai1983

I know it's an oldie...by this point even more so but meh I dun care. It was my favorite episode of the series because it introduced my favorite pokemon. Episode 28: James and Jesse go legit for the first time, and fail miserably at it. No thanks in small part to their own incompetence.

Eyewarp

Episode 139: The twerps have a dream of electric sheep! Too bad it's kind of a snooze.