[Closed] Deciding the Short Story Prompt for January 2023 (Patreon)

Below are the full prompts as the poll doesn't allow the full text. I'm going to run the poll for five days and in the case of ties the first option that got there wins. The short story will be finished by the end of the month and will be available to all patrons.

• "DEY TOOK 'ER JERBS!!!"  The Knight Lord Commander was slumped over the bar after his 5th drink, or was it his 6th? Bah, doesnt matter, nothing matters anymore. Ever since the kingdom decided to start doing Hero Summonings for all their problems, everything started crumbling from there. All the bards started praising these upstarts. The Church started investing heavily in those youths. Even the King demanded that he 'donate' his own treasure sword to a kid, no, not just a kid, A DAMN LVL 1 KID!!! He didnt even have [Swordmanship], nevermind [Blademastery]. The lowest amongst his own Golden Glory Knights was LVL 73, and they were a healer! What did we get, meanwhile? Guard duty. No, enough was enough. It was time to get in contact with the other Knight Lords. It was time for the Knightly Orders... ... ...to unionize... (Author's note: specific numbers and titles are subject to change if I feel it would fit the story I write better. Also, while fun, the title will not be all "Jerbs" and what not)
• Monster Civilization - A short story about a monster civilization.
• Seer Stream - seer/diviner does seer/diviner stuff ( like they have all scrying spells to see stuff). but one day he/she figures how to make it so others see what He/she can see by scrying. So starts the first fantasy youtuber/streamer.  bonus points if the world has a class system and achievements of some kind