[Cards] Pipe of Delicious Smells (Patreon)

"It's been days since anyone had actual food to eat, save for the scraps of...questionably safe...meat we've found. We'll make it, I know, but the trek is rife with displeasure. The next town is only a few more days away, but if the damn guide doesn't stop smoking his pipe, I'm going to make him eat it."

—Journal entry of a wandering cartographer