[Cards] Contingency Band (Patreon)

"Why on earth would you put that thing on?"

"What, the ring? I thought it was cute. Lookit the little snakes."

"We haven't even figured out what it does yet. That could be cursed. You could be cursed right now. Maybe you'll suffer a snake bite each time you sit down now, or something. Or be poisoned each time you stub your toe."

"Unlikely. Snakes aren't poisonous, they're venomous, so it wouldn't make sense for me to be poisoned."

"Oh, sure, of course. My mistake. You'll probably magically heal or something instead when you stub your toe. Way more likely."