Smash Potatoes (Patreon)

Wondrous item, common

This hearty root vegetable is grown by the clerics and champions of a god of war and combat, whose strength is said to make its way onto the Material Plane through their gardens. Eating one of these vaguely fist- shaped potatoes will cause your hands to itch for the thrill of combat. Eating a potato increases your unarmed damage to 1d4 for 1 hour. Each additional eaten potato increases the duration by 1 hour. You can eat up to 3 potatoes before needing to finish a long rest to benefit from them again. If you already have an unarmed combat die that is 1d4 or higher, this vegetable has no effect but is nevertheless delicious. 

Kaert spoke up while he and his companions were putting their mess kits and bed rolls away, the campfire now long dead. "Hey, were the potatoes okay last night?"

"Oh, they were great!" said Veera.

"Truly. Smashing, even." said Yaring, wiping his mouth to offer a small smirk.

Kaert beamed with pride, picked up his loose teeth, and was ready for the day. His swollen eye didn't bother him in the slightest.