Vigilante Interrogation (Patreon)

Officer: Give it up already, Pop Step! I’m not going to dial up my Nerve Spike, but this isn’t stopping until you tell me where the rest of the Naruhata Vigilantes are!

Pop-Step: AND I’VE BEEN TELLIHIHING YOU I D-DOHON’T KNOHOOOOW! THEY JUST ALWAHAYS COME FOR INFOOO AND GOHOHOHO!

Officer: The witnesses on the scene said you went with them north of Naruhata, shortly after that tip they were reported to have been engaging a Trigger-enhanced villain. All three have managed to evade law enforcement and you’re our best lead so far. At least tell me if they said anything about potential future targets or hideout and I’ll give you a break.

Pop-Step: AGHHAAHAHAI’M NOT LYHIIING, THEY JUST VAHAHANISHED, THEY SAID THEHEHEY WERE GONNA FIHAIHAHAHAIND SOMETHING BEFORE BUT THEY DIDNT ELABOR-AaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYTE! STAAAAHPIT!

Officer: Don’t lie to me, Pop-Step, we caught you nearby soon after that incident!

Pop-Step: IMNOTIMNOTIMNOTIMNOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAT! ASK MAKOTO, HER QUIRK WILL TELL YOU! PLEASESTAHAHAP!

Officer: (pauses) Hmm? Makoto? Truth-finding quirk…. You mean Detective Tsukauchi’s sister? Is she involved in all this? 

Pop-Step: (In between huffs and gasps) wha-wha? I didn’t- no! She‘s just a friend of a friend! She and K- *gasp* K-col-college friends met up somewhere and uhhhhhh….

Officer: What was that, who was she talking to that you couldn’t say?!?

Pop-Step: Nothing! It‘s Noth- WAIT NO! I THOUGHT YOU WERENT GOING TO POWER UP MORE!!!

Officer: I’m not. (Proceeds to lift both hands and crack his knuckles) But unless you have something else to say,  I’m gonna try using both hands this time…

Pop-Step: Wait! WAIT! WAAAAIIIIIT!

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(He did not 🤷‍♂️)